ALEXANDRE AJA is one of my favorite filmmakers despite having a career more irregular than the nose of Belén Esteban. But is that ever since I saw HIGH TENSION, this guy stole my heart and stomach. Because when you put brutito, it gets great. And of course, imagine the cry of YUPI I gave in my house when I heard he was going to direct a 3D version of the classic PIRANHA, already cleared, has nothing to do with Paqui the Piranha, the best friend of The Poison.
And the film is a Despiporre of boobs, blood and goings of pot that makes it a delightful product. Starring Steve McQueen's grandson (the Vampire Diaries) and Choni not know his name but makes poor GOSSIP GIRL, also has the star presence of Elizabeth Shue who must have an expensive mortgage if you have agreed to star in it.
PIRANHA 3D is tricky to exhaustion and laughs at all the footage itself. And that is its chief charm. It is likely that this movie was a horror produjese frightening and uncontrollable weeping someone like Tom Ford, but I have delighted. Imagine the typical U.S. resort town full of pimps and Vidal i shere they want to teach tits drunk and make bald. And in the midst of it an earthquake that releases some piranhas Paleolithic or so are daughters of bitches and, incidentally, a specialist in chewing genitalia (there is a close-up of a piranha chewing a penis that will not give you credit). Total, which is assembled of Christ is God in the people, that piranhas have a bad host of horror and fifteen minutes, in the vast central sequence of the film, they'll tit freak so chewed. And with Eli Roth cameo that you are going to die of laughter as it is comical.
not a good movie not intended to be, but can not imagine as entertaining because when I saw her, he thought of the MEN WOMEN AND VICE VERSA and do not know how to enjoy thinking that the little fish tore these extensions and tits rennet. As the story. What a laugh aunt Felisa.
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