You all know I'm going through an especially sensitive and I'm not precisely to turbulence. You all know it. My mother knows. And my neighbors. And the receptionist named Ikea bookshelf (Sven) from my gym as well. But today, in limitless demonic possession, Vanessa Bautista (professional stylist) he has gone too far. And upon arriving in the cafeteria, I HOLA stamping on the face so hard that I almost fractured nasal septum as it dries the tears from her eyes and cries
"Abel Arana, for the love of God ... DO SOMETHING! "
Once I get to descale the exemplary and I thank the waitress the ice pack to reduce swelling of the nose, I nearly fell back to see the exclusive Jesulín and Fiona Bell in HELLO magazine as addicted to perlerío facade called "a stunning interview. "
"As you understand, Abel Arana" he tells me the rest of the magazine brings me loose ...
"And therefore, daughter, and so - I say, lest I break another bone
And then I thought that they we will have the exclusive page by page. And so it is as if you pass the leaves with us.
Page One:
The same photo on the cover. He who looked like a leg that has touched the lotus and painted it with a line of low cost flight attendant who die. And ... that bag! What the hell does that bag Fiona posing with Fuchsia at your door? And Vanessa added "manicure look at the porn star, Abel Arana ... the French manicure is to kill"
Pages two and three:
pose at the entrance to the villa with the same grace and naturalness that I have to be restrained. That is, not fucking funny. Bell also discovered that Fiona has no fingers but a collection of five broiler sausages that would scream of terror Montserrat Caballé. Pose as much in love and the rejection increases by the minute. Vanessa takes three minutes of clock saying "Puag"
Pages four and five:
Overview of the lounge is not to be tacky, it is the following. Many hardwood. Marble to do two funeral homes and Jesulín and Fiona Bell posing him with her pink sweater with crochet drinking green sweater. Do not have eyebrows too high? Vanessa says he suspects that Fiona has been kicking something in fronted.
page six and seven: They both pose
fun on the couch as if to say "oh what's going to screw it to Bethlehem" and we realize we have a wet bar ... decorated with strawberries and carnations! And at that moment, Vanessa Bautista with bloodshot eyes and gripped the maxi Chanel bag to the waitress yells: "No coffee or hosts ... brings two tequilas!"
pages eight and nine:
change models. He wears leg to go to the casino in Benidorm and she a secretary who wants to give it all to the photocopier. And at that time, Vanessa was stunned and burst instead of salt on hand for the tequila, he throws in one eye and shouts: "But you've seen those ankles? Are these tobillooooooooooos? Note to my surprise that Fiona Bell has some ankles that could serve as a load bearing wall of a swamp.
ten eleven Pages:
The bedroom, which is a wannabe version of either NH, and carnations fucking on the table. What surfeit of carnations, my god!. And they roll tumbadazos posing "We are so comfortable that's why we thus ugly." I tell Vanessa that Fiona leaves nothing wrong with this picture. Vanessa instead of sucking the lemon after drinking tequila exprimírmelo decide in one eye.
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Pages:
photos nursery. Of course, there are things Hello Kitty. Pa kill, come on.
fourteenth and fifteenth Pages:
Fiona poses next to a laptop with Google on the whole screen and dressed in white like a virgin about to be delivered ... to the culture.
sixteenth and seventeenth Pages:
They in the kitchen. The setting could not be more false. She pretends to stir a stew, and he looks at cow side facing the train. And this time, instead of carnations ... geraniums. And Vanessa, already installed in the endlessly repeated ecstasy "repuag." The waiters refuse to serve more tequila.
eighteen page:
The drama with a capital because we found that the styling is Naty Abascal. "Abel Ah, that's all Naty revenge." And Vanessa says hi, they are the evil in life that mean sulfur forced him to dress Naty Naty Fiona and thought "okay? Then you are going to shit. " Well not because Naty has never said the word "shit" but I like ...
have to leave because we kindly ask us to leave the bar. As we leave I tell curator.
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